PLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEDEARGODMAKEITSTOPIT'SSOHOTOUTEVERYMINUTEFEELSLIKEANHOURANDNOAMOUNTOFANTIPERSPIRANTINTHEWORLDISGOINGTOKNOCKOUTTHESWEATIT'SSOHOTICAN'TSTANDANOTHERMINUTEPLEASEDEARGODMAKEITSNOWIPROMISEI'LLNEVERCOMPLAINABOUTTHEBADROADSEVERAGAIN!!!!!
Today's forecast: "Very hot and extremely humid. Partly cloudy until late afternoon then clearing. Breezy. Highs 94 to 99. Southwest wind 10 to 15 mph increasing to 15 to 25 mph in the afternoon. Heat index readings 108 to 113."
I'm sorry, but that is obscene. No place in the world should ever be that hot. Ever.
Haven't felt real great for the past few days. Rather nauseated. And I'm in a/c almost all the time AND guzzling cold water. I think God meant me to live in Alaska, not the Midwest. I haven't even cracked a single book. Brain's too damn fried. Tried giving myself a pedicure a couple of days ago and despite the a/c the polish clumped right up. My toes look disgusting. Can you imagine what would happen to mascara if I was crazy enough to put it on? I miss makeup so bad, too! I look like a pasty pile of crap with a super-shiny forehead. The first cool day we have, I'm going to pile on the eye makeup and really slut it up. I know it'll stay put. Thank goodness July's almost over.
It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!
1 comment:
You don't need make-up to be beautiful.
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